# 1-01, Friday October 8, 1993

• Opening Comments--Roger Abbott

• Doug Henning
  As leader of the Natural Law Party, he holds us spellbound

• Pirates Canada

Swindling voters with the truth.

• Hockey Commentary

• National Anthem

The American National Anthem is sung to a different 'tune'.

• Ice Beer

It's not like those other, sissy, beers...

• Leader Meter

Pick the next Prime Minister by your applause.

• Mr. Charade

Man on the street answers a street interviewer by playing charades.

• Seamus O'Toole

Seamus combines the Bloc Quebecois with the Parti Quebecois and comes up with the Bloc Parti!

• McCainski's

New sponsor Boris Yeltsin speaks about McCainski's Vodka Coolers.

• Candidates Debate '93

Kim Campbell, Audrey McLaughlin, Jean Chretien, Preston Manning and Lucien Bouchard in a verbal slugfest for the highest public office in Canada.

# 1-02, Friday October 15, 1993

• Videopinion--Kim Campbell

Kim Campbell's 1 minute of fame explaining her campaign slogan.

• Name That Leader!

The game show that insults political leaders.

• Chretien's Hospital Visit

Jean Chretien 'demonstrates' what could happen to health care if you don't vote for the Liberal Party.

• Videopinion--Pro Life

A mother, with child, on the sanctity of all human life.

• Toronto Airport

Two representatives attempt to explain why privatizing Toronto's Pearson 1 Airport is really a good deal--for them.

• Oat Bran & Lobster

Resepected actor and commercial spokesperson Wilford Brimley speaks out for Oat Bran and Lobster Cereal.

• Videopinion--Audrey McLaughlin

Audrey tries to dispel the rumours about the NDP.

• Corky & The Juice Pigs

• Videopinion--Kissing Judge

Toronto's kissing judge defends himself to the public.

# 1-03, Friday October 22, 1993

• Bouchard Wins!

Only in Canada... The results of the election night vote are in, and our new prime minister is...

• Pollster and Bum

A pollster conducts the ultimate man on the street election poll.

• John Kruk--Interview

Blue Jays' John Kruk talks about what he does to keep fit.

• Candidate Dolls

CBC Correspondent Joe Schlesinger explains election night with the help of some paper dolls.

• Pastor Ignacious Quagmire--Election

The good pastor has a few thoughts on the upcoming Federal election.

• Chretien Deodorant

Prime Minister wannabe Jean Chretien promotes his new brand of deodorant: Old Guard.

• Tete a Tete

Kim Campbell tries to seduce Preston Manning over to the dark side...

• Blue Jay Scalpers

Two Newfoundlanders in Toronto haggle over the price of some Blue Jays Tickets.

# 1-04, Friday October 29, 1993

• Election Coverage

Ann Medina and Don Newman talk to Preston Manning, Lucien Bouchard and Audrey McLaughlin.

• Jean Make Plans

Jean Chretien would rather redecorate 24 Sussex Drive than address his campaign promises.

• Member for Kicking Horse Pass

The honourable member Dave Broadfoot makes his first foray on the television series.

• Election Comment--Mike

Mike, from Canmore, gets stage fright trying to discuss the election result.

• Campbell Aftermath

Brian Mulroney attempts to console Kim Campbell after she gets kicked out of office.

# 1-05, Friday November 5, 1993

• Chretien Sworn In

New Prime Minister Jean Chretien is sworn in at "de Gooverner General's hangout."

• Glass Masters

Ray Bonisteel promises those glasses "in about a MINUTE!"

• New TV Shows

TV executives get hysterical over new non-violent shows.

• Campbell at UIC

Ex-Prime Minister Kim Campbell applies for, and is denied, UIC.

• Canada's Most Pensioned

In the fine tradition of "Amercia's Most Wanted", Air Farce takes a look at Canadian Politicians' pensions.

• Sunday Edition with Tiny Mike

Sunday (brunch) Edition with Tiny Mike and Lucien Bouchard.

• Jock McBile

Jock vents over Chretien's cabinet, Doug Gilmour fighting and Kim Campbell's Russian boyfriend.

# 1-06, Friday November 12, 1993

• Queen's Speech

"Liz" comments on the photo of Di in the Health Club.

• Yassar Arafat

Before he started using disposable razors, everyone mistook him for Ringo Starr.

• Prime Time News

Tonight: Trudeau's Memoirs.

• Street Weasel

Leon kicks out a client who doesn't have enough money.

• Copps Talks

Jean Chretien introduces his Deputy Prime Minister, Sheila Copps.

• Haiti Patrol

The Canadian Navy hakcs into the Haitian Communication Network for a very important transmission.

• Prime Time News Update

Update on Trudeau Book watch.

• Videopinion--Liberals

Man on the street is upset that after two weeks in office the Liberals have done nothing.

• Orville & Gary's Trouser Pop

Popcorn you can make in your pants.

• Videopinion--Kim Campbell

Woman on the street suggests Kim run again as Canadians are fond of losers.

• BBC World News

Due to budget cuts, CBC is proud to present the BBC.

• Prime Time News Update

Trudeau Book watch, part deux.

# 1-07, Friday November 19, 1993

• Chretien, Copps & Clinton

Jean and Sheila take a trip, by helicopter, to visit President Clinton.

• Referee's Strike

Replacement ref speaks out on the 'hard times' of refereeing.

• Sheila Shelley's Showbiz

Sheila gets the scoop on Michael Jackson, Peter Mansbridge, CBC cutbacks and Kim Campbell.

• Ice Beer

Ice Beer, the next generation.

• Venture

Robert Scully talks to (at) Herb Gray about money and the price of a suit.

• Brimley--Logos

Wilford Brimley wants networks to stop displaying those annoying logos because "it's the right thing to do".

• New MP's meet

Two new MP's on the hill meet, and in the process realize they have a lot in common--except their political party.

• What is Canada?

A traveller describes his country, Canada, to a customs official with "O Canada" playing in the background.

• Videopinion--Crazy Joe

Crazy Joe has just the thing Jean Chretien needs for his new home at 24 Sussex Drive.

# 1-08, Friday November 26, 1993

• Robo Copps

Robo Copps comes to the aid of the Liberal Party

• Dr Stubbs--Basketball Player

Dr Stubbs, famous appendage elongator, works his magic on a basketball player.

• Michael at Customs

Michael Jackson tries to moonwalk his way past Canada Customs.

• Outsiders Report

Dave, the grocery guy, presents his latest line of products (including "I feel like Haggis tonight")

• Translation News

Translation News for the Fast of Hearing...

• Member for Kicking Horse Pass

The honourable member

• Grey Cup

Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan and an American watch the game at a bar.

# 1-09, Friday December 3, 1993

• Love Lucien
  Ooooh Lucien, you've got some s'plainin' to do!
• Herb Gray and Closet Elvis
• Mug A Soup - Mama's Boy
• Paul Martin Explains Books
  Paul Martin explains how to reduce the deficit.
• Henderson Bedpans
  Henderson, the name to think of when buying a bedpan.
• You Got That Right
  Air Farce's first trip to the doughnut shop!
• Ken and Barbie
  The two most famous dolls are having problems with their relationship.
• Jock McBile

# 1-10, Friday December 10, 1993

• Yeltsin Loves K.D. Lang
  Boozy Boris cares only about love, not war.
• Mr. Manning's Neighbourhood
  And what a lovely--white--neighbourhood it is.
• Mug A Soup - Brimley
  In depth soup analysis with a real momma's boy.
• Scrotal Write-Off
  The ultimate manhood remover.
• Videopinion--Immigrant
  An immigrant knows what's wrong with immigration, these lax immigration laws!
• Military Man
• The Good Sex Guide
  A panel discussion about sex.
• Cell Phone Couple
  A couple in a restaurant has trouble communicating the old fashioned way.

New Year's Special, December 31, 1993 Special Presentation

• Memories of '93--Kim Campbell
• Robo Copps
• Dr. Stubbs
• Newman/Charest
• Hoople & Sternbrotten
• Williams Sports Wrap
• Memories of '93--Bouchard and McLaughlin
• Mike Duffy and Tiny Mike
• Venture--McCain Bros.
• Memories of '93--Yeltsin
• Consumer Watch--Wrapper Snapper
• Member for Kicking Horse Pass
• Trudeau Doughnut
• Trudeau Interview
• '94 Blues

Instant Classics # 1, Friday January 14, 1994

• Chretien's Hospital Visit (#1-02, October 15, 1993)
• National Anthem (#1-01, October 8, 1993)
• Brimley--Logos (#1-07, November 19, 1993)
• Queen's Speech (#1-06, November 12, 1993)
• Bouchard Wins (#1-03, October 22, 1993)
• Herb Gray and Closet Elvis (#1-09, December 3, 1993)
• Haiti Patrol (#1-06, November 12, 1993)
• Dr. Stubbs--Basketball Player (#1-08, November 26, 1993)
• Videopinion--Pro Life (#1-02, October 15, 1993)
• Pirates Canada (#1-01, October 8, 1993)
• Trudeau Book Update #3 (#1-06, November 12, 1993)

#1-11, Friday January 21, 1994

• Earthquake Damage Control
  L.A. Tourism board calms public fears about severity of quake.
• Parliament Opens
  Pamela Wallin covers the opening of Parliament and speaks to Lucien Bouchard, Herb Gray and Jean Chretien.
• Home Remedies Book
  Wacky household solutions to common problems.
• Pirate's Speech
  The member from Pirates Canada gives a speech in Parliament.
• Loreena Bobbitt
  Loreena Bobbitt demonstrates her new Ginsu knife.
• Street Medical
  CBC cancels Street Legal in favour of a new, different drama series.
• Frozen Weatherman
  Jerry Bisby gives his report from outside where it's freezing.
• Fax Manning
  Preston Manning wants to air the average Canadian's beef in Parliament, with the help of a fax machine.

#1-12, Friday January 28, 1994

• Anik Breakdown
  Rita Jones on Newsworld is interrupted by other channels as the Anik satellite begins breaking down.
• Bosnia Peacekeepers
  Canadian Peacekeepers in Bosnia just want to go home.
• The Rival Whacker
  Tonya Harding's ex-boyfriend has a new product to eliminate your rivals.
• Jock McBile
  Jock talks sports.
• Man's World--Arafat
  Buck McSweeny and Yassar Arafat discuss synchronized swimming.
• Sheila Shelley
  Gossip about "Bouchard's List", the Beatles reuniting, Madonna opens "Pizza Slut".
• Closet Elvis, Herb and Paul Martin
  Herb Gray gets some financial advice from Closet Elvis.
• Trudeau Memoirs
  Pierre Trudeau canoes through Canada, promoting his memoirs.

#1-13, Friday February 4, 1994

• Confessional
  Paul Martin clamps down on smuggled cigarettes.
• New Prime Time News
  Prime Time News has undergone some set and format changes.
• Phony MP
  A new member of Parliament has had 114 misunderstandings.
• Air Canada
  Air Canada vs. Canadian Airlines.
• Copps Upstaged
  Sheila Copps deals with a backbencher.
• Member for Kicking Horse Pass
  The member comments on two hot dishes--NAFTA and Mexico.
• Canadian Moment
  "Cold enough for ya?"
• Lillehammer Preview
  An Olympic Preview...

#1-14, Friday February 11, 1994

• Olympic Committee
  After careful consideration, a battered Olympic committee decides that Tonya Harding can indeed compete in Lillehammer.
• Chretien and Gray Press Conference
  Jean Chretien and Herb Gray discuss cigarette smuggling.
• Tonya Harding--TSN
  Theresa Hergert for TSN interviews Tonya Harding in lilehammer.
• Jock McBile
  Jock talks about dictatorships, like Bosnia and Roger's Cable.
• Ferry Boat Dock
  Catching the ferry can be dangerous.
• Midday--Violence in Schools
  Teachers dealing with society's most violent crminals, the students.
• Mr. Diaper
  Don't get caught with your pants down again!
• Videopinion--Valentines Day
  A young woman has a problem with the commercialism of Valentines Day until someone sends her flowers.
• Laff Happy News
  Top news stories: man invents water purifier, automatic macrame machine and plastic surgeon goes crazy with liposuction machine.
• Manning "Strangelove" Tax Revolt
  Preston rides the Reform "Tax Revolt" Rocket.

#1-15, Friday February 18, 1994

• CTV Olympics
  Valerie Pringle and Rod Black in Lillehammer cover the games and interview ladies man Alberto Tompa.
• Devil Talk
  The devil is really overworked by all the evil around these days.
• Woman Bishop
  A female bishop meets her fellow clergy.
• Norton Union Life Insurance
  It's Patrick! And he's taken out life insurance!
• Revenue Rat Fink
  Help the economy by snitching on the cheats.
• Olympic Moment
  And now for Team Canada, on the two man luge...
• Street Legal
  The real cast from Street Legal give their final performance on Air Farce.
• Jock McBile
  Jock talks about our new Prime Minister, Jean Chretien.

#1-16, Friday February 25, 1994

• Olympic Moment
  Bobsled fans from around the world come to witness this moment...
• Budget '94
  Paul Martin uses Herb Gray to demonstrate some of the cuts in the budget.
• Figure Skating Bikers
  Two thugs talk about their love of figure skating.
• Jag Bhaduria
  The new president of the hair club for men speaks.
• Olympic Moment
  Out of shape speed skater goes for gold.
• CRTC--New Channels
  CRTC rep goes over the new channel applications.
• Svend Robinson
  Svend Robinson discusses suicide assistance service, "Svend-enders"
• Ollie the Ostrich
  Interview with bandaged Olympic non-winner.

#1-17, Friday March 4, 1994

• A Canadian Moment
  The donut shop gang discusses the Olympic hockey team, Alan Eagleson's indictment and other things.
• Bouchard Visits UN
  Lucien Bouchard and UN Official discuss Boutros Boutros Ghali's "Gala" and Quebec separation.
• Military Explains Cutbacks
  The very first appearance of the Air Farce chicken cannon.
• Cocaine Bust
  Mongo the biker reports on cocaine bust in Nova Scotia.
• Parliament Prayer
  A new politically/religiously correct prayer for the House of Commons.
• Curling Marriage Breakup
  A marriage is "on the rocks".
• Videopinion--Olympic Wrap Up
  A critique of hockey, Tonya Harding, leotards and men's skating.

#1-18, Friday March 11, 1994

• Yassar Arafat--Time Share
  Yassar Arafat offers time sharing in occupied territory, complete with line dancers.
• Club For TVs
  Hey ladies! No more 24 hour sports channel with this handy device.
• Canadian Moment
  The doughnut gang discuss Roger's Cable takeover, NSF and other things.
• Sliding Curler
  A curler with a vacuum up his sleeve.
• Clayoquot Protester #1
  A visit by a tree hugger.
• Fax Manning
  Your golden opportunity to have your questions answered in Parliament.
• Brian Tobin's Cod Film
  The lonely cod tries to convince a female member to help him replenish the depleted stocks.
• Phantom of the Opera
  The joys of living with the Phantom of the Opera.
• Clayoquot Protester #3
  Night falls.

#1-19, Friday March 18, 1994

• Governor General's Aircraft
  Learning how to land a plane in French.
• Kosher's Korner--Doug Gilmour
  Toronto Maple Leaf player Doug Gilmour guests on Koshers Korner both with and without his teeth!
• Mesley--Native Rights
  Billy Two Willies joins Wendy Mesley on "IMPACT" to discuss native land claims.
• Leonard Cohen's Album
  Carstairs Carruthers presents Leonard Cohen's "Songs for a cold, dark, dreary night".
• Sex With Sue
  Sue talks sex with an expert.
• Spitting Hockey Players
  Hockey players worried about the economy (Guest starring Doug Gilmour).
• Chicken Cannon
  Fired by Doug Gilmour, "He shoots, he scores!" at the Detroit Red Wings.

#1-20, Friday April 1, 1994

• Sheila Shelley
  Sheila takes a stab at the latest news and entertainment stories and Neil Young songs.
• Canadian Moment
• Manic Depressive News
  A manic and a depressive read the news.
• Martin/Chretien--GST
  Jean Chretien and Paul Martin discuss the GST.
• Jock McBile
• Really Amazing Discoveries
  Inventor Margo Lamont discovers the Juicemeister.
• Tax Audit
  Never try to seduce your auditor...

#1-21, Friday April 8, 1994

• Jimmy and Seamus
  Cod Watching and Conception Bay Loch Ness Monster Tour.
• H&R Grunt
  A tax accountant grunts through a consultation with one of his clients.
• Member for Kicking Horse Pass
  The member looks at everything from bigotry to dentistry.
• Venture--Ted Rogers
  Robert Scully interviews Ted Rogers about his Maclean-Hunter Takeover.
• PTN Promo
  Peter Mansbridge and Pamela Wallin assess their own popularity.
• Professor Aphazard--Brain
  Aphazard takes us through the human brain.
• Preston's Rules
  Preston Manning sets down rules for MP's and gets caught in an "uncompromising" position.
• Restaurant Menu
  The language police are alive in an English pub in Quebec.

Instant Classics # 2, Friday April 15, 1994

• Olympic Moment--Two Man Luge (# 3-15, February 16, 1994)
• Woman Bishop (# 3-15, February 16, 1994)
• Club for TVs (# 3-18, March 11, 1994)
• Spitting Hockey Players (#3-19, March 18, 1994)
• Curling Marriage Breakup (# 3-17, March 4, 1994)
• Confessional (# 3-13, February 4, 1994)
• Military Explains Cutbacks (# 3-17, March 4, 1994