• Chretien In Washington
  Jean Chretien visits with Bill Clinton 
• Queen Gets Advice On Election

The Queen gets advice on the upcoming Canadian election 
• Notebook Execution

A notebook computer gets short-circuited 
• Martha Stewart News
  
Domestic goddess Martha Stewart finds new uses for Bre-X stock 
• Cam-Tell Cell Phone

Cell Phone commercial parody 
• Revenue Canada Pitch

Paying taxes can be fun with new Scratch 'N Win Forms 
• Uncle Maynard's Kids Chat

Children's entertainer, Uncle Maynard looks at current events 
• Chicken Cannon Target of The Year
  
Viewers' choice for the Chicken Cannon Target of The Year nominees include: Jean Chretien, Tickle-Me Elmo, The 2000 Flushes Guy, and the Premier of Ontario, Mike Harris 

# 4-21, Friday April 4, 1997

• Bouchard Appeal
  
Lucien Bouchard lists ten reasons why people should stay in Quebec 
• National Magazine / Bre-X

Hana Gartner conducts a revealing interview with a Bre-X official 
• P.J. Nosliw

Cyber-nerd P.J. Nosliw checks out the latest CD-ROMs 
• Kosher's Corner
  
The "real" Elvis Stojko visits Kosher's Corner 
• Bob Dylan's Headline News

Bob Dylan mumbles through the week's top news stories. Topics include: Timothy McVeigh, Saudi Terrorists, Heaven's Gate, Yassar Arafat, and the British election 
• Sunday Night Sex Show

Host Sue Johanson welcomes special guest Professor Llewelyn Aphazard 
• Brenda the Bingo Lady

Brenda the Bingo Lady expresses her views on the Woman's World Cup of Hockey, Heaven's Gate, firearm training centres for kids and their parents, planned First Nations protests, flooding in Saskatchewan, and party leaders' preparations for the upcoming election 
• Heaven's Gate Quartet

A visit with the Canadian chapter of the Heaven's Gate cult 

# 4-20, Friday March 28, 1997

• Major Phones Chretien

John Major gets minor election tips from Jean Chretien over the phone 
• The Inept Carpenter

Roy Earle's not-so-helpful hints 
• Videopinion - PMS
  
Deborah Grey's PMS remark sparks a horomonal roller coaster ride 
• Somalia Inquiry - Last Day

At the Somalia Inquiry, Mike from Canmore becomes the "witless" for the prosecution 
• Funeral Commercial
  
Norton Union's Funeral Coverage Plus makes sure you can't take it with you 
• Jock McBile - Politics

Jock McBile comments on Canada's current political scene 
• Tobacco Spokesman

The tobacco lobby introduces the Smoking Helmet 
• Canadian Moment
  
The Air Farce donut shop gang discusses Good Friday, suicide cult, Doug Young revamping the military, mortgage rates rising, new budgets in British Columbia and Quebec, sales tax lowered in Saskatchewan, the Academy Awards telecast, liberal Roseanne Skoke's riding nomination loss, and the cost to immigrate to Canada 
• The Confused Philosopher

The Confused Philosopher contemplates questions such as "Why is Blue Nun a white wine?" 

# 4-19, Friday March 21, 1997

• Duelling Candidates Debate

Jean Charest and Preston Manning engage in a pre-election debate 
• Videopinion - Taffi Cuban Pajamas

Children's entertainer, Taffi, performs a Cuban Pajama Lullaby 
• Dave Hodge - Clobber
  
TSN's Dave Hodge interviews hockey's original puckhead, Big Bobby Clobber 
• Clinton in Helsinki
  
CNN's Bobbie Battista's Helsinki hook-up with Bill Clinton 
• Critic - Academy Awards 1996

Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me runs down the Oscar nominees 
• ESL News
  
English As A Second Language News covers the week and meets Akbar the Outspoken Convenience Store Operator. News topics include: biker wars in Quebec, resignation of Nova Scotia Premier John Savage, new Bloc Quebecois leader, the BST, fighting in Albania, election in Britain, Canada's cigarette crisis, cutbacks to healthcare in Ontario, and the Prime Minister's desire to have more women in the House of Commons 
• Chicken Cannon
The Chicken Cannon takes aim at the CRTC 

"Best of" - #2, Friday March 14, 1997

• Allan Rock

Allan Rock's apology-a-thon 
• Political Two-Timer
  
A couple discuss politics under the moonlight 
• Vogue Mansbridge

The new hip Peter Mansbridge vogues his way through the news 
• Wendy Mesley's Sunday Report
  
Panel (Jeffrey Simpson, David Halton and Mike from Canmore) discusses the headlines: the Harris Megacity plan, Premier Tobin's trip to Beijing, and the Japanese economy 
• Videopinion
  
A couple of seniors share their views on Canada Pension's new motto, "Pay Now, Gray Later" 
• Trivial Apology

Brian Mulroney's new board game 
• Tim Horton's Commercial

A parody of a Tim Horton's True Story 
• Prime Minister Chretien

Plans for a spring election with Paul Martin, Doug Young, and Sheila Copps in the closet 

# 4-18, Friday March 7, 1997

• News From Away

News From Away with Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole. Today's topics include: the closing of Ontario hospitals, people vote no to the Megacity, no smoking by-law for Toronto restaurants, the government's ban on tobcco sponsorship of cultural events, Canada's first direct-to-home satellite service, the new Hibernia oil rig, Norwegian masterpiece "The Scream", the opening of Planet Hollywood in Toronto, and Elvis Stojko's quadruple-triple toe loop 
• Queen Web Page

The Queen and her mom check out the Royal Family's new web page 
• Canada AM - Pringle

Canada AM's Valerie Pringle pays a visit and gets cloned 
• Rock Report - Junos

Boomers David Crosby and Neil Young go over their Juno nominee hit list 
• Clinton - Lincoln Bedroom

Bill Clinton's $100,000 bed and breakfast 
• Klein Campaigns

Ralph Klein decides he's going to win Tuesday's Alberta election 
• Pamela Wallin Live - Stern

Pamela Wallin gets up close and personal with shock jock Howard Stern 
• Nunziata Call Display
  
John Nunziata for call display 

# 4-17, Friday February 28, 1997

• Eaton's Announcement
  
Eaton's President George Eaton announces that due to financial troubles, his store's slogan will be changed from "Eaton's, we want to be your store" to "Eaton's, what the hell happened?" 
• Canadian Moment

Air Farce's headline hunting donut shoppers dine on the Megacity, Eaton's going bankrupt, CBC cancelling Rita and Friends, union troubles in Nova Scotia, video lottery terminals in Alberta, Defence Minister Doug Young's recent insults, Elizabeth Taylor's operation, and RRSP season 
• Mutual Funds Commercial #1

Piranha Mutual Funds sink their teeth into your assets 
• Videopinion

Videopinion from a newly cloned sheep 
• Kosher's Corner
  
Kosher's Corner sports wrap-up 
• Stodgepox

Stodgepox Glue, a brand you'll stick with 
• Mutual Funds Commercial #2

Udder Mutual Funds, the only cow mutual fund company 
• Doug Young Statement

Doug Young's insult-a-thon and apology-a-thon 
• Mutual Funds Commercial #3

Mutual Fund advice from the company of Bain & Bibby, "names you can trust" 
• Rich Couple
  
A rich couple try to decide who to invite to their masquerade ball 
• Mutual Funds Commercial #4

Mutual Fund advice from a company who will go overboard for you 
• Millenium Promo

Air Farce spoofs the television program Millenium 

# 4-16, Friday February 21, 1997

• Martin's Budget

Paul Martin's budget spells election 
• Videopinion

A couple of seniors share their views on Canada Pension's new motto, "Pay Now, Gray Later" 
• Antiques Roadkill Show

Hit and run treasures on the "Antiques Roadkill Show" 
• Star Wars Promo

Television promo for the new variety show, "Darth Vader and Friends" 
• National Magazine - Prisons

Hana Gartner interviews a warden whose prison resembles Club Med - only the bars they're behind aren't shooter bars 
• Jock McBile

Jock McBile surfs the week's headlines: Paul Martin allocates funds to the CBC, Sheila Copps' CBC flag giveaway, the creation of a Megacity, O.J. Simpson's financial woes, the death of former Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping, Doug Young's parliamentary apology, and the Maple Leaf Gardens controversy 
• Sailor Moon

Television promo for a new kids show that will crack you up, "Sailor Moon" 
• Chretien and Campbell

Jean Chretien and Kim Campbell dance the Somalia side-step 
• Drinking Public Service Announcement

This Public Service Announcement from the "Bowlers for a Better Canada" drives home the message: "If you drink, for God's sake, don't bowl" 
• Wal-Mart Job Application
  
Mike from Canmore job hunts at Wal-Mart 
• Bre-X Files
  
Television promo for the new thriller "The Bre-X Files" ... "The Gold is Out There" 

# 4-15, Friday February 14, 1997

• English as a Second Language News
  
Foreign exchange anchors cover the week's hot topics: Ralph Klein, Kim Campbell, and the parliamentary drive-thru 
• Concord Pizza

A Halifax air traffic controller thinks a British Airways Concord pilot delivers pizza 
• Siskel & Ebert
  
Siskel and Ebert review the movies the Oscars overlooked 
• St. Valentine Piano Man

A piano player shares a few of his fondest Valentine's Day memories 
• @Discovery.ca
"
@Discovery Canada" host Jay Ingram interviews adventurer Lowell Grabarkowicz 
• Queen and Mice

The Queen must deal with a royal rodent problem at Buckingham Palace 
• Manning and Grey

The Reform party undergoes a pre-election image overhaul 

# 4-14, Friday February 7, 1997

• Bank Robber Invests

A bank robber gets a lesson on RRSP's 
• Lise Thibault
  
Quebec's Lieutenant-Governor speaks to more dead people than the National Enquirer 
• Dave The Blood Guy
  
Dave the Blood Guy bottles the gift of life 
• Vogue Mansbridge
  
The new hip Peter Mansbridge vogues his way through the stand-up news 
• Anglo At Quebec Hospital
  
In Quebec hospitals, an English word a day keeps the doctor away 
• TV Prophet

TV prophet Ernest C. Broadfoot gives a sermon on how to interpret prophesies (special guest Dave Broadfoot) 
• Tim Horton's Commercial

A parody of a Tim Horton's True Story 
• Chicken Cannon

The Chicken Cannon takes aim at O.J. Simpson and the American Scales of Justice 

# 4-13, Friday January 31, 1997

• News From Away

Jimmy, Seamus and Mother O'Toole look at the pending O.J. verdict, Ontario's new Lieutenant-Governor, French only in Quebec Hospitals, Groundhog day, Newfoundlander jokes on television show Ellen, and Conservatives facing fraud charges in Saskatchewan 
• Ralph Klein

Holds a conflict of interest warehouse sale 
• Martha Stewart

Achieves world peace with the use of a few household items; talks to Boris Yeltsin and Fidel Castro 
• Hair Club for Men

"The Club" attaches to toupees and makes them thief-proof 
• Prime Minister Chretien
  
Plans for a spring election with Paul Martin, Doug Young, and Sheila Copps in the closet 
• Videopinion

Couple talks about the cutting down of a three hundred year old tree in B.C. 
• Ice Fishing
  
Two ice fishermen prove that it's not just the ice that's cracked 

# 4-12, Friday January 24, 1997

• Bouncing Truck Tire

Ontario drivers follow the bouncing truck tire 
• Bill Clinton
  
Re-inauguration of Bill, Hilary, and Chelsea 
• Paranoid Man
  
Gives his views on Newt Gingrich, the Avro Arrow, and Axworthy's trip to Cuba 
• Criminal Sportsdesk

Gives all the latest updates on professional athletes who commit crimes 
• Blind Date

A couple who go on a blind date discover they have at least one thing in common 
• Canadian Military

The Canadian Military recruitment quiz 
• Sister Bonaventure
  
Explains the swearing Smurf 
• Wendy Mesley's Sunday Report
  
Panel (Jeffrey Simpson, David Halton and Mike from Canmore) discusses the headlines: the Harris Megacity plan, Premier Tobin's trip to Beijing, and the Japanese economy 

# 4-11, Friday January 17, 1997

• Allan Rock

An Apology-a-thon for broken GST promises, the Mulroney affair, and a few hundred other things 
• Cabbage Patch Doll

Hungry doll munches customer's hair 
• Far East Fairy Tales

Jean Chretien tells Lucien Bouchard a sovereignty fairy tale 
• Sally Struthers

Mail order meat 
• Junior Hockey
  
A junior hockey coach with all the wrong moves 
• Trivial Apology
  
Brian Mulroney's new board game 
• Three Old Tenors

Three Operatic Octogenarians 

"Best of" - #1, Friday January 10, 1997

• Bank Commercials
  
Canada's big banks hop on the boomer song bandwagon with cameos by Neil Young, Rita MacNeil, Bob Dylan, and Leonard Cohen 
• Beavertone News
  
PLO leader Yassar Arafat and Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu decide it's better to make love than war 
• Boris Yeltsin Still Not Dead
  
Boris Yeltsin's road to recovery is still under construction 
• New Careers for General Boyle

Job Hunting with General Boyle 
• Canadian Airlines

Canadian Airlines International's finances assume a crash position 
• Flag Dressed Family

A couple gets all wrapped up in Sheila Copps’ flag offer 
• Ilsa - Infidelity Mutual
  
Ilsa, she-wolf of mutual funds 
• Canadian Moment

Air Farce's donut shop regulars discuss bank rates, Quebec politics, the Royal Family, and nuclear power plants 
• Hospital Blackout

CBC's newest hospital drama, "ER" 

# NYE, Tuesday, December 31, 1996

• Mike Harris and Chretien
  
Jean Chretien gets golfing tips from Special Guest, Premier Mike Harris 
• Dylan - Year In Review

Bob mumbles through '96 
• Royal Address
  
A review of the year's Royal Family scandals from the Queen and her Mom 
• News From Away

Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole look at the top news stories from 1996: the Churchill Falls contract, Arafat and Netanyahu's summit, the GM strike, and Maclean's Honour Roll (with special guest, fiddle superstar Ashley MacIsaac) 
• Somalia Trio
  
Kim Campbell, General Jean Boyle, and David Collenette make up the Somalia Trio 
• Charest's Letter

Progressive Conservative leader, Jean Charest writes his wish list to Santa in this Special Guest appearance 
• Bingo Lady
  
Brenda the Bingo Lady speaks her mind about taxes, tobacco, Madonna, and Sheila Copps' flag giveaway (with a surprise visit from Special Guest Alan Eagleson) 
• Williams, Williams & Harnett

CBC Sportscaster Brian Williams (the "real" one) is joined by his brother, Ryan, and Special Guest, Olympic cycling medalist Kurt Harnett 
• Jock McBile's Year In Review

Jock looks back at the issues of 1996: the Canadian economy, Jean Chretien's excuses, the Brian Mulroney affair, and Bob Dole's Presidential loss 
• Chicken Cannon

The Chicken Cannon Twelve Days of Christmas with special guests Marc Jordan and Amy Sky 
• Venture

Special Guest, Finance Minister Paul Martin appears on Venture with Robert Scully, while the real Robert Scully watches on 
• Red Green

Red Green makes a guest appearance and shows how to get the most out of your overused credit cards 
• Hana/Rock/Nunziata
  
National Magazine host, Hana Gartner and bitter MP John Nunziata are joined in a parking garage by Special Guest, Minister of Justice, Allan Rock 
• Mike's Seasonal Greetings
  
Mike from Canmore gives his New Year's Eve thoughts 

# 4-10, Friday December 6, 1996

• Downsizing Santa

Santa Claus goes with the Christmas flow: he downsizes 
• Canadian Airdrop

Canadian food airdrop over Zaire 
• Dingwall and Hana
  
David Dingwall butts out all tobacco sponsorship 
• Zintac
  
A commercial for Zintac (all natural and drug-free, except for the Demerol) 
• English As A Second Language News
  
Heikki and Svetlana share the latest news on Alan Eagleson, the NASA Mars Probe, and Canada Post, plus Zoltan the Curse Giving Shepherd 
• The Rex Files
  
Rex explores some alternative reasons for the existence of lighthouses 
• Prophet on the Mount

A prophet pontificates on the top newsmakers: Jean Chretien, Lucien Bouchard, and Ralph Klein 
• Videopinion

Disgruntled human rights activist speaks out on civil rights 
• Snyder's Used Braces

Snyer's Used Braces Emporium 
• Life and Times Promo

A promo for CBC's biography program Life and Times: Hootie and Flutie 
• Judge Foreman Ridgely

Canada's jury system made simple 
• Videopinion

The commercialization of Christmas causes a shopper to rant 

# 4-09, Friday November 29, 1996

• Canadian Airlines

Canadian Airlines International's finances assume a crash position 
• Canadian Moment

Air Farce's donut shop regulars discuss bank rates, Quebec politics, the Royal Family, and nuclear power plants 
• O.J. Jury
  
A judge gives a wake-up call to a drowsy OJ juror 
• The Two Chretiens

Up to his Tutsis in Hutus, Raymond Chretien calls Uncle Jean 
• Jock on Taxes

Jock McBiles rants that we're getting our haggises taxed off 
• Oliver Russell's Old Jewellery

Cash for Jewellery courtesy of Oliver Russell 
• Manning - Party Quits
  
In the Reform Party, MP stands for missing person 
• Blind Willy's X-mas Album
  
Blind Willy Feldman sings the Yuletide blues 
• Videopinion
  
Citizens sound off about the Canadian humanitarian effort in Zaire 
• Grey Cup
  
A look back at some flakes from the Grey Cup game 

# 4-08, Friday November 22, 1996

• Politics - Billy Two Willies

Billy Two Willies says the government's Royal Commission on Aboriginal people deals natives a bad hand 
• Underwear Promo
  
A promo for one of CBC's newest shows, "Undergarments" 
• Canadians in Zaire

Canadian Peacekeepers 
• Chretien's Briefing

Jean & Aline Chretien prepare for their trip to the far east 
• Red Green - Tossing a Salad

Special guest Red Green tosses a salad for distance and accuracy 
• Sandie Rinaldo - The News and More

Topics include the Donovan Bailey/Michael Johnson race, Fidel Castro's Vatican visit, and Mother Theresa's honorary U.S. citizenship as Sandie gets a makeover 
• Bouchard and Bonhomme

Lucien Bouchard's language cleansing 
• Duchess of York

The Duchess of York switches from toe-sucking to book-hustling 
• Cirque Promo

A circus that's a cut above the rest 
• Chicken Cannon - Miss Canada

The real Miss Canada International fires the Chicken Cannon at Premier Mike Harris and Education Minister John Snobelen 

# 4-07, Friday November 15, 1996

• Impact - Candu Sale

Canada's nuclear sale to China gets a glowing review 
• Bank of Canada

As the bank rate drops, a bank official's blood pressure rises 
• Coalition for Responsible TV
  
Delbert Phipp, a high-ranking CBC executive addresses the issues raised by the Coalition for Responsible Television 
• Canadian Stamps

A look at new Canadian Stamps 
• Yeltsin Recovers

Boris Yeltsin looks at Russia's economic assets 
• U.S. Navy Recruitment

The U.S. Navy recruitment pitch 
• Political Two-Timer

A couple discuss their political preferences under the moonlight 
• Ilsa - Infidelity Mutual
  
Ilsa, she-wolf of mutual funds 
• News From Away
  
Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole discuss the humanitarian effort in Zaire, Bill Clinton, Canadian Airlines, and caning 

# 4-06, Friday November 8, 1996

• Clinton - National Magazine
  
Bill Clinton checks out post-election positions 
• Mike Confesses

Mike from Canmore has a confessional experience 
• Marchi Unveils Legislation

Sergio Marchi's new endangered species list is for the birds 
• Customs Officer
  
Canada Customs officer's beef with Florida-bound pogey poachers 
• Flab Builder II

Attention couch potatoes, turn that unwanted muscle into fat with the Flabby-boy chair 
• Ethel Blondin-Andrew

An M.P. with a credit card crisis 
• Gabriel Zimmer

Gabriel Zimmer, TV "visionary"
• Canadian Moment

Air Farce's donut shop regulars discuss Miss Canada, McDonalds, Lucien Bouchard, and the Reform Party 
• Hospital Blackout

CBC's newest hospital drama, "ER" 
• Consumer Advocate

A Consumer advocate's newest discovery, the inflatable Sally Struthers 

# 4-05, Friday November 1, 1996

• Chretien Halloween
  
Jean Chretien's halloween handouts 
• Jock McBile

Jock McBile talks about Conrad Black's growing newspaper empire 
• Parizeau's Article
  
Jacques Parizeau's poison pen 
• ESL News
  
English as a second language news highlights Miss Canada, Bob Dole, the Toronto Argos, and Boris Yeltsin 
• Deuteronomy

Special Guest Dave Broadfoot has a few words from the good book 
• Videopinion

Videopinion on Miss Canada's Newfoundland punch-up 
• Wallin - Pope Evolution

The Pope's evolution solution 
• Chicken Cannon

Chicken Cannon takes aim at General Boyle, reading the Liberal's Red Book of Promises, while watching Rogers Cable TV 

# 4-04, Friday October 25, 1996

• Larry King

Larry King interview with Madonna's new baby 
• P.J. Nosliw

Air Farce's computer whiz visits his favourite web sites 
• Bingo Lady

Brenda the Bingo Lady with news on the Day of Action protest, the O.J. civil trial, and last year's Quebec referendum 
• Preston Manning

Preston Manning's new election platf-o-o-o-r-r-m 
• John Cabot Trail

Special Guest appearance by Dave Harley, a.k.a. General John Cabot Trail 
• Bank Commercials

Canada's big banks hop on the boomer song bandwagon with cameos by Neil Young, Rita MacNeil, Bob Dylan, and Leonard Cohen 
• Weeping Icons

Miracles on demand or your money refunded 
• Videopinion

Environmentalists talk turkey about animal rights 

# 4-03, Friday October 18, 1996

• News from Away

Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole update us on the Mayoral race in Vancouver, the Churchill Falls contract, and the extinction of the bagpipe 
• Canadian Judge Quickie

Qualifications for Provincial Court Judge 
• Hana's Drug Bust
  
Hana Gartner finds the RCMP is pushing for deficit reduction 
• Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me
  
TV Critic Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me reviews the new fall season and discovers a lot of old stars with new implants 
• Sister Bonaventure

Sister Bonaventure blesses Madonna and Child 
• New Defense Chief
  
Canada's newest lotto, picking a new defense minister 
• Inept Carpenter

The Inept Carpenter gives a whole new meaning to the word tool 
• Crazy Joe Privatizes

Crazy Joe says, "Everything Must Go" in the privatization of Ontario 
• Science Today
  
Professor Llewellyn Aphazard gets to the bottom of why the ozone layer is shrinking 

# 4-02, Friday October 11, 1996

• Canadian Moment

Air Farce's donut shop regulars discuss hockey, cable licenses, the GM strike, and sovereignty 
• Chretien and Nunziata

Chretien's cabinet shuffle 
• Mike from Canmore's Thanksgiving Day Thoughts
• Scully's Wealthy Canadians

Kim Campbell goes Hollywood as Canada's Consul-general 
• New Careers for General Boyle
  
Job Hunting with General Boyle 
• Perot Debate
  
Ross Perot, America's favourite pint-sized billionaire loony, holds his own presidential debate 
• Flag Dressed Family
  
A couple gets all wrapped up in Sheila Copps flag offer 
• CTV News with The Two Sandies
"
The Two Sandies" interview Sarah Ferguson and read the latest news on the new premier of P.E.I. and the future of the Canada Pension Plan (with special guest, the "real" Sandie Rinaldo) 
• Ottawa Dick

An Ottawa private dick investigates Preston Manning's new hairdo 

# 4-01, Friday October 4, 1996

• Yeltsin Still Not Dead

Boris Yeltsin's road to recovery is still under construction 
• Bouchard and Tobin
  
Lucien Bouchard and Brian Tobin's political power struggle 
• BBC NEWS / General Boyle

General Boyle's Memory of the Somalia affair boils dry 
• Clinton Debates Dole

Bill Clinton and Robert Dole Debate 
• Jock McBile
  
Jock McBile tackles the news of the week: The Liberal Red Book, CBC budget cutbacks, and the U.S. Presidential race 
• Manning Explains Taxes
  
Preston Manning's Refo-o-o-o-r-r-rm Hair-do 
• Beavertone News

PLO leader Yassar Arafat and Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu decide it's better to make love than war 
• Olympic Video - Heddle & McBean

Royal Canadian Air Farce strikes gold with special guests Olympic Gold Medalists Kathleen Heddle and Marnie McBean 
• Chicken Cannon
  
Roberto Alomar throws a no-spitter and becomes the Chicken Cannon Target of the Week