Bonus Episode - Friday, April 14, 2000

• The Prime Minister is Missing (Listen to a sample)
  When the going gets tough, the tough go golfing.  Those are the profound words of Jean Chretien when Paul Martin confronts him with such issues as healthcare, rising gas prices, and the Middle East.  Forced to deal with these problems the Prime Minister does what every good leader does when called upon, he takes a vacation.  Unfortunately, what he doesn't plan is for his plane to go missing.  From donuts to whodunnit, the Air Farce coffee shoppers take part in the mystery of the missing Jean Chretien.  

Season Finale - Sunday April 9, 2000

• News From Away (Listen to a sample)
  Jimmy and Shamus O’Toole report on the Canadian Alliance using the word Conservative, Stockwell Day’s campaign team, Microsoft ruling, Bill Gates looses 12 billion dollars, Microsoft stockholders threaten to jump out the window, Gates goes to the Supreme court, Toronto municipal strike, Sharon Lois and Bram minus Lois, Cancer Research conference in San Franscisco, Japanese prime minister in coma, Quebec’s language police, Quebec beer coaster dispute, scientists study lesbian behaviour, blind man judges beauty pageant, Beatles new book, Ottawa pharmaceutical company guilty of price fixing, Shamus comments on rising gas prices, Russian figure skater tests positive for drugs, Fidel Castrol’s sends delegation to United States, Elian Gonzalez, woman sues the Bay over high credit card interest rates.

• Poetess Reads Poem
  While addressing the Canadian Society of Poets, the guest poet discovers mimicry is not the most sincere form of flattery.

• Confused Philosopher
  The Confused Philosopher views life through his weird –coloured glasses.

• Chretien & Martin
  Jean Chretien explains to Paul Martin why he is doing him a favour by not resigning.

• Cafe Monologue - Carmen
  While sipping cappuccino in his quaint espresso bar, a patron has a few things to say about an upcoming production of the Opera Carmen.

• Queen & Food Taster
  The Queen’s food tester bites off more than he can chew.

• Food for Thought
  An interviewer speaks to a professor about certain types of food.

• Jock McBile
  Jock McBile chronicles Jean Chretien’s rise to shame.

• Baseball Signals
  While on the mound a pitcher negotiates his contract.

• Stockwell & Sandie
  Canadian Alliance leadership candidate Stockwell Day engages in kamikaze politics.

• Money Management with Garth Boyle
  A show that teaches financial independence with only the slightest risk of jail time.

• Ralph Klein Operation
  Ralph Klein promotes his new board game.

• River Table Dance
  An entertainment experience like you’ve never seen before.

• Sergeant Renfrew: Paradise Manor
  Sergeant Renfrew visits a Seniors Residence and uncovers goons, prunes, and pantaloons.

#7-19 - Friday, March 31, 2000

• Manning's New Party (Listen to a sample)
  Preston Manning's Canadian Alliance leadership campaign leaves him singing the blues, with Blind Willy Feldman.

• Mobile Phones on Train
  A commuter derails a couple of cell phone users.

• Hockey Dad
  A father helps his son get ready to play hockey.

• Bingo Lady
  Brenda, the Bingo Lady, dabs and jabs at jean Chretien, the liberal party, native fishing, improvements to our National Parks, Eric Lindros' head injury, Rogers and Shaw cable, demolition of Seattle Kingdome, "Joy of Sex" author dies, rising gas prices, Revenue Canada, Queen dodges tomato, smuggling in Paris, and Canadian military changes their uniforms.

• Uncertified General Accountants Ad

• Clark Campaigns
  When Joe Clark tries to drum up votes, his constituents tell him to beat it.

• Putin & Gabereau
  Vicki Gabereau plays twenty questions with Vladimir Putin.

• Save the Orangutan
  A man solicits funds to "Save the Orangutan".

#7-18 - Friday, March 24, 2000

• Chicken Cannon News (Listen to a sample)
  Chicken Cannon News reports on gun literature sent to schools, childproof locks, Anne Murray snubs Oscars, Oscar statues stolen, Brinks Truck gets siphoned, cloned pigs in Scotland, Whitney Houston stalking, Peter Mansbridge's new game show, drug trafficking on Internet, John Nunziata and a transvestite consider running for mayor job in Toronto, and a woman enters a grocery store with knife in her back.

• Leslie Jones - Head Injuries
  News Net anchor Leslie Jones interviews an expert on head injuries.

• Man at Bar
  The Bar Guy talks about Jean Chretien's leadership decision, Montreal mobs, High School sex, cloned pigs, cab drivers must memorize their routes, condom smuggler, and Tom Green's surgery.

• Pope's Speech
  The Pope tours the Middle East.

• Martin & Copps
  Paul Martin drowns his sorrows after jean Chretien delivered him a leadership wedgy.

• Ebert's Movies - Oscars 2000
  Mike from Canmore lends film critic Roger Ebert an extra thumb.

Best of #2 - Great Guests - Friday, March 17, 2000

• CTV News with Lloyd Robertson (Listen to a sample)
  Special guest Lloyd Robertson anchors a newscast and sings from his favourite opera.
• New Rating Symbols
  Canada's new television program rating system
• This Day In History
  French and English explorers arrive in the new world to find Graham Greene waiting for them.
• Man's World
  Grey Cup champs, Doug Flutie, Pinball  Clemons and Paul Masotti make a guest appearance on Man's World
• Chretien's Corner
  Mr. "fer sure on dat" talks tough with Ron Maclean.
• Pamela Wallin Live
  Lucien Bouchard sees double on Pamela Wallin live--with special guest the real Pamela Wallin.

#7-17, Friday, March 10, 2000

• Stan's Gas Company
  At Stan’s Service Station, gas prices are so cheap, they’re criminal.

• ESL News (Listen to a sample)
  The English As A Second Language news team report on Preston Manning’s leadership decision, Eternal Flame becomes Eternal Bic, Pizza Hut logo on Russian rocket, lotto numbers, woman smuggles cocaine in bra, drug testing at Pearson airport, Canadians spent 40 million on Viagra, Tim Horton’s scalding accident, Joe Clark’s new dress,  Stavros the Espresso-Drinking Greek comments on Super Tuesday, Toronto’s crackdown on filthy eateries, Pope John Paul’s latest apologies, and a Vienna clothing store promotion.

• Armed Teacher
  A teacher takes all the necessary precautions before stepping into his classroom.

• Videopinion - Taffi on Pinochet
  Children’s entertainer Taffi sums up her feelings for Augusto Pinochet in her song, “Don’t Cry For Me Chilly Dictator.”

• Petro Canada Ad
  Parody of a Petro Canada commercial.

• Preston & Deb  
  Preston Manning and Deborah Gray discuss the future of their party.

• Horror Promo
  Anne of Green Gables promo.

• Pringle & Restauranteur
  Valerie Pringle discovers when it comes to operating a restaurant; it’s a real rat race.

• Chretien's Fireside Chat
  The Prime Minister’s fireside chat needs closed-captioning for the Chretien Impaired

#7-16, Friday, March 3, 2000

• Cab Driver
  Dave the Cabbie comments on BCE’s takeover bid of CTV, Marty McSorley, trucker protest in St. John’s, man attempts to sell soul on eBay, Mike Harris apologizes to Wiarton Willie, Toronto’s Olympic bid, Lucien Bouchard upset with Federal budget, John Lennon’s alleged IRA connection, and the 3D Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

• Canadian Soccer Team (Listen to a sample)
  Two players from Canada’s National soccer team, Jeff Clarke and Dwayne DeRosario, go for comedy gold.

• Ebb & Flo
  Financially strapped farmers, Ebb and Flo, complain they don’t have a pot to plant in.

• Man at Bar
  While sitting in a bar a man talks about violence in the NHL, dropping sperm count in Edinburgh, gay superheroes, New York cop shooting controversy, University of Saskatchewan’s research grant, Mi’kmak Eskasoni reserve, British drink called Go Go passion, and Bell Express Vu/WWF mix-up.

• Neil Young Bank Commercial
  Singer Neil Young sings the praises of doing business with the Royal Bank..

• Budget 2000
  Paul Martin’s budget puts your money where his mouth is.

• Mike and Mensa
  Mike from Canmore applies to Mensa.

• Susan Powter
  Fitness guru Susan Powter shares some of her lifestyle tips.

#7-15, Friday, February 25, 2000

• Canadian Moment (Listen to a sample)
  Air Farce donut dunkers discuss Marty McSorley, BC Premier Ujjal Dosanjh, John McCain, John Rocker, B.C. teacher who taped a student’s head to desk, the elimination of all Canadian $1000 bills, Royal Bank, Jerry Lewis, Humane Society break-in, sentencing of man who shot a police dog, trucker protest, and talk of poisoning the Queen.

• Who Wants to Marry a Canadian Multimillionaire?
  A woman discovers a million reasons why not to marry Mike from Canmore.

• Ottawa Dick
  An Ottawa private eye investigates a $200,000 fountain being built in Jean Chretien’s riding.

• Critic - Oscar 2000
  Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me’s Oscar nominee hit list.

• Tim Hortons Ad - Stubby
  A Tim Horton’s commercial reveals the secret behind flooding the ice.

• Avery & Sock Newscast
  Fired newscaster Avery Haines meets her new co-anchor, a politically incorrect sock.

• Prophet on the Mount
  A prophet preaches from his cyber-bible. 

• Organ Country Canada 
  Why buy a kidney anywhere else?

 #7-14, Friday, February 18, 2000

• News From Away
  Jimmy and Shamus navigate the news of the week.  During their verbal travels they come across Joerg Haider, Weibo Ludwig, the Academy Awards, Augusto Pinochet, the Canadian version of “Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire", Boris Yeltsin, Ireland’s peace process, George W. Bush, the Kennedys, Abba, Andre Agassi, Mozart, U.S. Army recruitment, Toronto Blue Jays new mascots, and Mark McGwire.

• Smokers Cafe - Same Sex Benefits
  While having his daily cappuccino, a man talks about the new gay rights legislation and discovers all’s fair in love and war.

• Nancy Wilson - Hackers (Listen to a sample)
   Nancy Wilson investigates computer hacking.

• Clark Refused Entry 
  In an attempt to sneak into Parliament, Joe Clark tries out a number of disguises.

• Bravo Promo 
  The Bravo Channel - Bringing you the finest in Canadian culture.

• History Promo
  The History Channel – Celebrating Canada’s history.

• Beavertone News - Lewinsky in Ottawa
  Monica Lewinsky blows into Ottawa for a Parliamentary tour.

• Jock McBile 
  Jock  rants about Jane Stewart, Canada Council grants, Montreal firefighters, Martha Stewart, news that smoking makes you drink more, and a pay raise for Federal judges.

• Newman & McLellan 
  Justice Minister Anne McLellan wants high school kids to dodge classes not bullets.

• Movie Promo 
  Cable TV highlights – All Woodstock, all the time.

• Chretien & Clark
  Jean Chretien gets a surprise visit from Joe Clark.

#7-13, Friday, February 11, 2000

• Jane Stewart & Jean Chretien
  Human Resources minister Jane Stewart uses all her resources to keep her job.  

• Stan’s Airlines
  Come fly the cheapest skies.

• Cuban Grannies
  Two Cuban grandmothers prove Elian is not enough.

• Mel & Marilyn - Police Union
  Toronto mayor Mel Lastman finds the perfect place to put a police union sticker.

• Al Tamira Fund Commercial
  Over-exposed mutual fund pitchman is all talk and no action.

• Chicken Cannon News (Listen to a sample)
  A look at:  Jane Stewart, athletes say Canada is the worst place to play, KFC denies genetically altered chicken rumours, boost military spending, Sport Utility Vehicles, Star Trekker James Doohan, CSIS, woman who chained her daughter, Madonna wants another child, new image for Pillsbury Doughboy, and a Valentine's Day greeting.

• Investors Group Commercial 
  A man and his mutual fund advisor get down to business in the back seat of a car.

• Pam Barrett Experience
  Ex-Alberta party leader Pam Barrett discovers NDP stands for No Dead People.

• Guard Dog Mutual Fund Commercial
  Investing your money in meaningless commercials.

#7-12, Friday, February 4, 2000

• Job Creation Commercial
  The Liberals' job creation program – passing out money faster than they can print it.

• Wendy Report (Listen to a sample)
  The Wendy Report discusses Jane Stewart, Mike Tyson, George W. Bush, Elian Gonzalez, Asian migrants in Cornwall, Time Warner/AOL merger, and the Reform Party convention.

• Man at Bar
  While sitting at a bar, a man talks about events making the headlines.  Included on his list are the Toronto Police Association’s True Blue campaign, Toronto Police Chief Julian Fantino, Ontario Conservative MP Tom Long’s comment, new sperm-shaped tie clip, and the Reform’s Unite The Right conference.

• Bouchard Greets Premiers
  At the First Ministers' meeting, Lucien Bouchard is first to complain and Ralph Klein is first to order drinks.

• Frankie & Olga
  A married couple is upset over the amount of deductions Revenue Canada takes from their paycheque.

• Videopinion - Groundhog Day
  Old boys Harold and Ernie reveal why Wiarton Willie should have stayed in his hole.

• All-Star Anthem
  The Great One sings for his sponsors at the NHL All-Star game.

#7-11, Friday, January 28, 2000

• Manning's Speech
  Preston Manning gets more than just thumbs up at the United Alternative conference.

• Smokers Commentary
  Two co-workers smoke and discuss cigarette warning labels, federal government's billion dollar bank bailout, custody battle over Cuban boy, Super Bowl, Wayne Gretzky’s record broken, Human Resources Minister Jane Stewart, AOL-EMI merger, Clearasil inventor dies, and the hazards of smoking.

• Clinton, Chretien & Yeltsin
  The trio of Bill Clinton, Jean Chretien and Boris Yeltsin talk scandal, economy, and retirement.

• Clark & Pringle
  Joe Clark says quitters never prosper; they just become the leader of the Conservative party.

• Finding the Questions
  As the Member for Kicking Horse Pass, special guest Dave Broadfoot answers questions from his constituents.

• Inside Hockey (Listen to a sample)
  While speaking to Dave Hodge, Industry Minister John Manley skates backwards on his NHL money pledge.

• Smoking in Rideau Hall
  Two attendants discover the dangers of smoking in Rideau Hall.

#7-10, Friday, January 21, 2000

• ESL News
  The English As A Second Language news team report Wayne Gretzky battles the flu, Preston Manning’s new email address, drug smuggling ring at Pearson airport, Cocoa Puff Daddy cereal, soccer star Maradona in drug rehab, testing male potency drug on mice and a grandmother who gave birth to twins.   Stavros the Espresso-Drinking Greek comments on the Wrigley Chewing Gum company altering Myriam Bedard’s picture.

• Nation's Business with Lyle Vanclief (Listen to a sample)
  The federal Agricultural Minister buys the farm.

• Ontario E.R. 
  Before being able to see a doctor in an emergency room, a patient must first take a number.

• David Crosby Commercial
  David Crosby opens a fertility clinic.

• Jock McBile
  Jock McBile looks at healthcare, government assistant to Canadian NHL teams, Health Canada survey on Canadians being physically inactive, Health Minister Alan Rock’s new cigarette packages decision, Cornell professor publishes paper on incompetent people, Queen Mom gets snubbed by Canada Post, and doctors in Toronto splice genes into man’s heart.

• Videopinion - Avery Haines 
  Former CTV Newsnet anchor Avery Haines talks about her firing.

• Keith Richards Commercial 
  Keith Richards opens a fertility clinic.

• Bill Gates Conference 
  Bill Gates retires to invent Nerd Rock.

• Mike - Liposuction 
  Mike from Canmore is let loose in a liposuction clinic.

#7-09, Friday, January 14, 2000

• CBC President Responds (Listen to a sample)
  CBC president Robert Robinovitch CRTC-izes the CBC schedule.  

• Copps Flight
  A seat mix-up on board an Air Transat flight leaves Sheila Copps hot under the collar.

• Feng Shui Discussion
  Feng Shui master Irene, along wither her guest Yan Tao Himmelfarb do their best to ensure all your Feng be Shui.

• The New CBC Promo - Pamela Wallin
  The real Pamela Wallin promotes her new CRTC-ized program, “Things That Collect Dust.”

• Man at Bar
  A man at a bar speaks about Ralph Klein’s bigamist son-in-law, a father who allowed his two year-old son to smoke, Boris Yeltsin resignation, France not allowing any meat imports from Britain, cutbacks to Ontario prison exercise programs, Americans developing smart guns, AOL-Time Warner merger, Toronto City council wanting to change their rules, Monica Lewinsky becomes Jenny Craig spokesperson.

• The New CBC Promo - Hockey Night in Canada
  Due to the CRTC ruling Hockey Night In Canada becomes, Hockey Night In Canada Dramatization.

• Chretien & Putin
  Vladimir Putin confronts his toughest challenge as Russia’s new president: talking with Jean Chretien.

• The New CBC Promo - Ralph Benmergui
  The real Ralph Benmergui promotes his new CRTC-ized program, “Celebrity Toast.”

• Exercise Machine
  Infomercial for the Cyclone Steptastic Exercise Machine.

• The New CBC Promo - Sports Saturday
  Due to the CRTC ruling, CBC’s Sports Saturday becomes Amateur Sports Saturday.

• Bingo Lady
  Brenda the Bingo Lady talks about her empty bank account, North Bay earthquake,  Puff Daddy, U.S. Customs new electronic scanner, new Canadian quarter, new birth control for men, Calgary man who used his wife as prostitute, George Harrison's  attack, and England lifts their ban on gays in the military.

• The New CBC Promo - Movies
  Due to the CRTC ruling, the CBC’s movie night becomes very repetitive.

#7-NYE - Friday, December 31, 1999

• News From Away - 1999 Wrapup (Listen to a sample)
  News From Away anchors Jimmy and Shamus O’Toole report on the top stories from 1999.  Making their list are, Eaton’s bankruptcy, snow storm shuts down Toronto, Gerry Schwartz, Regina inventor unveils new toilet seat, Shamus and the real Rick Mercer go for a walk and talk about banks, Wayne Gretzky endorsements, and a year ending 52 Weeks In 52 Seconds wrap-up.

• @Discovery.ca 
  @Discovery.ca hostess, Gillian Deacon, conducts a revealing interview with the real David Suzuki about genetically altered food.

• Mike's New Year's Thought (Listen to a sample)
  Mike from Canmore shares some of his holiday thoughts.

• One on One (Listen to a sample)
  The real Peter Mansbridge speaks one on one with Jean Chretien.

• Ebert & One Fat Lady
  Roger Ebert and One Fat Lady review the movies from 1999.

• Undercurrents
  Undercurrents host, the real Wendy Mesley, examines the question, “is the media fair game for the media?”

• Chicken Cannon - Target of '99
  The Chicken Cannon takes aim at a years worth of worthy targets.

• Gerry Schwartz Flight
  While on a flight, ONEX CEO, the real Gerry Schwartz gets mistaken for Hockey Night In Canada host Ron MacLean.

• Cold Squad
  Cold Squad star Julie Stewart takes on her toughest assignment, finding out who killed Eaton’s Department store.

• Another Holiday Thought from Mike
  Mike From Canmore returns for more of his New Year’s thoughts.

• Critic - Awards of the Millenium
  Media critic, Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me hands outs his “Bite-Me Achievement Awards of the Millennium.  He is then joined by the real David Cronenberg.

• Fashion Television
  Fashion TV diva, the real Jeanne Beker interviews Governor General Adrienne Clarkson at Rideau Hall.

• CBC News Update - 2000
  Peter Mansbridge returns with a millennium update.

 #7-08, Friday, December 3, 1999

• Bouchard's Christmas Story
  Lucien Bouchard reads his favourite Yuletide story, “T’was The Night Before Separation.”

• ESL News - December 3, 1999
  English As A Second Language news team, Heikki and Svetlana report on protestors at the World Trade Organization Conference in Seattle, China launches a new rocket ship, Canada Post goes online, pizza parlor in Los Angeles offers marijuana as a topping, Caroline Mulroney getting married, Hamilton wins Grey Cup, Keith Richards, Colin Thatcher, Tony Blairs wife is pregnant, lesbian adoptions in Calgary now legal, Sanjay “The Insightful Snake Charmer” talks about the Auditor-General’s report that the federal government wastes too much money, remake of Christmas classic – “Miracle on 34th Street,” and Shania Twain’s beauty secret.

• Chretien and Martin Discuss Unity
  Jean Chretien and Paul Martin discover unity begins at home.

• Man at Bar - December 3, 1999 (Listen to a sample)
  A bar patron has some sobering thoughts about Canada’s brain drain, the China joining the World Trade Organization, Tony Blair’s pregnant wife, IOC, Reformer Jack Ramsey, Warren Beatty, riots at the World Trade Organization in Seattle, a man who injured his penis at a Starbucks in New York, Y2K and Jerry Falwell, new Hollywood Y2K disaster film, and Paul Martin.

• Nancy Wilson and Sex Change Prisoner
  Nancy Wilson interviews an inmate who wants a sex change.

• Royal Tea with Royalty
  A frustrated Prince Charles is ready to give his Mummy a royal push.

• Joseph and Mary
  Joseph and Mary both experience labour pains dealing with Canada’s healthcare plan.

• Calvert Broccoli's Casket Gallery
  A salesman pitches the latest in coffin designs.

#7-07, Friday, November 26, 1999

• Mel Lastman Announcement
  Mayor Mel Lastman declares Toronto Canada’s 11th province.

• Billy Two Willies - Mohawk Bank (Listen to a sample)
  Native spokesman Billy Two Willies tries to convince people to join the Mohawk Bank.

• Preston, Joe & Deb
  Special guest Preston Manning sets his unite-the-right-sights on Joe Clark.

• Canadian Moment - November 26, 1999
  Calories and caffeine fuel the Air Farce donut dunkers as they talk about Jean Chretien and Lucien Bouchard arguing over separation, new liquor museum in Quebec, Canadian peacekeepers pulling out of Kosovo, the selling of Shoppers Drug Mart, the privatization of Ontario prisons, Jean Chretien promises to rebuild the schools in Turkey, and Wayne Gretzky’s Hall of Fame induction.

• Videopinion - CSIS
  The CSIS spy who had important documents stolen at Toronto Maple Leafs game, has a few secrets to get off her chest.

• Klein Privatize Hospitals
  Under a new private healthcare system, Ralph Klein pitches “Colost-co,” and “Hernia Depot.”

• News of 2021 - November 26
  News from 2021 looks at Winnipeg arsonist, Celine Dion remarries, Ross Rebagliati, new Austin Powers movie, large passenger liner, Pete Rose, 22-year battle between Globe and Mail and National Post, Jim Carrey, Canadians vote not to allow Quebec back into Canada.

• Robbery Blackout
  A thief must provide the proper identification before he can hold up a convenience store.

#7-06, Friday November 19, 1999

• Cab Driver (Listen to a sample)
  A motor mouth cab driver comments on privatization of hospitals in Alberta, Ben Johnson fails another drug test, Ontario license ruling, Jean Chretien in Turkey, homeless protestors get peppersprayed in Ottawa, Pat Buchanan becomes Y2-KKK friendly, Pokemon, CeeSis agent looses secret documents at Toronto Maple Leafs game, Karla Homolka may get day pass, Canada sets immigration quotas, and Lennox Lewis wins boxing match.

• Videopinion - Taffi on Cigarettes
  People who smoke leave children’s entertainer Taffi hot under the accordion.

• Two Senators
  While having a drink in the Senator’s Lounge, a couple of senators have trouble with a hearing aid then talk about Mohawks opening up their own bank, and Adrienne Clarkson’s Louis Reil comments.

• Gerry Schwartz Flies Air Canada
  On an Air Canada flight, Gerry Schwartz gets treated like a VIP, very important predator.

• Mankind
  Special guest Dave Broadfoot unveils his evolution solution.

• Gretzky Commercial
  Number 99 still has meaning for Wayne Gretzky – it’s the number of products he’s currently endorsing.

• Bill Gates Game
  Bill Gates demonstrates his new board game, Microsoft Monopoly.

• Jock McBile
  Jock McBile rants about Jean Chretien in Africa, Jean Chretien opening up an armoury in his own riding, Alberta bans riding in the back of pick-up trucks, Montreal potholes, tattoo convention in Switzerland, Donald Trump’s national debt plans, and Canadians living longer.  

Best of #1 - Political Hot Shots - Friday, November 12, 1999

• Mike Harris & Chretien
  The real Premier Mike Harris shares some golf tips with Air Farce’s Jean Chretien.

• Sheila & Alexa McD
  The real Alex McDonough shows Air Farce’s Sheila Copps how to stuff a turkey.

• Manning at Stornoway (Listen to a sample)
  The real Preston Manning speaks to Peter Mansbridge in Stornoway.

• Venture - Paul Martin
  Venture host, Robert Scully swaps deficit-reducing tips with the real Paul Martin.

• Ottawa Dick
  An Ottawa private eye searches for a saviour in the Nation's capital and uncovers the real Jean Charest.

• Chretien & Wallin
  The real Jean Chretien gets up close and person with Air Farce’s Jean Chretien.

• Joe Clark
  The real Joe Clark discusses politics with Air Farce’s Jean Chretien.

• I Love That Word - Grey
  The real Deborah Grey has a fireside chat with Air Farce’s Preston Manning.

• Herb Gray & Closet Elvis
  The real Herb Gray helps gives some good advice to Air Farce’s Herb Gray and Closet Elvis.

#7-05, Friday November 5, 1999

• Smokers Commentary - November 5, 1999
  Two smokers engage in Canada’s favourite pastime, talking about the news instead of working.  Their topics include: The National Post's 1st anniversary, APEC inquiry, Pokemon cards, Chinese replacing French as second language, Pete Rose, Ally McBeal’s kissing scene, squeegee kids, and extended hours on New Year’s Eve for Newfoundland bars.

• Clark Recruits Bloc 
  Joe Clark’s Bloc Quebecois recruiting drive leaves the Tory leader barking up the wrong separatist.

•  Videopinion – Two Witches
  A traditional witch is upset with the Wiccan Society of Canada.

• Ing Bank 
  A parody of the Ing bank commercial.

• Manning & Trump
  Donald Trump and Preston Manning take a dip in the shallow end of the political think tank.

• Ricky Martin Sr. 
  Ricky Martin senior shakes his hip replacement to the tune, “Livin’ La Vida Old Guy.”

• Combined Network News - November 5, 1999 
  The Combined Network News team targets - the mascot for the 2000 games in Sydney, teenage love, Vancouver police officer finds one million dollars, the Booker prize, Marilyn Monroe dress auctioned off, NDP Nelson Riis, and charges dropped against a woman who kicked a teenager.

• Martin & Pringle (Listen to a sample)
  Valerie Pringle interviews Paul Martin, the multi-billion dollar surplus man. 

• Aphazard - Pig Parts
  Professor Aphazard is hog wild over pig parts for humans.

#7-04, Friday October 29, 1999

• Bouchard & Judge
  Lucien Bouchard confronts the judge who struck down Quebec’s French sign law.

• One Fat Lady - Genetically Altered Food
  Kitchen chaos ensues when One Fat Lady is introduced to genetically altered food.

• Chicken Cannon News (Listen to a sample)
  Chicken Cannon news looks at, Jean Chretien’s APEC statement, Alberta’s income tax situation, Paul Martin on income tax, bilingual hockey player knocked unconscious, KKK rally in New York, Howard Stern separation, ONEX airline bid, arson in Winnipeg, the new Citroen car, cell phones cause brain tumours, the danger for birds who fly over Saskatchewan, and Celine Dion.

• Videopinion - Canadian Geese
  A Canadian questions the patriotism of Florida bound geese.

• Mike - Time Change
  Mike from Canmore applies his unique logic to turning back the clock.

• Long Distance Commercial
  Long distance commercial parody – 1-800-Hi-It’s-Me.

• Sponsored Sermon
  A minister gives a sermon on the evils of commercialism.

#7-03, Friday October 22, 1999

• Trudeau's Birthday (Listen to a sample)
  Jean Chretien helps Pierre Trudeau celebrate his 80th birthday.
• Adrienne Clarkson at School
  Governor General Adrienne Clarkson faces her toughest audience, a group of grade four students.
• Videopinion - Gas Prices
  Old boys Harold and Ernie discuss the high cost of gas.
• Brenda the Bingo Lady - October 22, 1999
  Brenda the Bingo Lady tries her luck at understanding why the British like to diet, why we can expect more Gap commercials, why breast implants shifted in Hollywood, why a Quebec baby sitter wants to be on TV, why civil servants are getting a rebate, and why the Pope wants people to give up cigarettes.
• Smokers' Patch
  The revolutionary new smoking patch made of duct tape.
• Seymour Simpson - CBC Announcer
  CBC employee Seymour Simpson tries to move up the corporate ladder one lisp at a time.
• Crosby & Young
  Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young reunite.
• Man at Bar
  While at a bar a man talks about the situation in Pakistan, a Quebec language ruling, Boris Yeltsin appearing in vodka commercials, BC’s marijuana harvest, Michael Jackson, the exercise qualities of sex and golf, the drug epidemic in Scotland, native fishing and forestry rights, and Sarah Ferguson.
• Videopinion - Cosmetic Surgery
  A man goes in for some cosmetic surgery and ends up with breast implants.

#7-02, Friday October 15, 1999

• ESL News
  The English As A Second Language news team reports on Bill Clinton, Jean Chretien, Lucien Bouchard, a male and female boxer, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Alexa McDonough for President, and Tantric Sex.  Also Akbar the Outspoken Convenience Store Owner rants about the Throne Speech.
• American Airlines Statement
  American Airlines demonstrates how Gerry Schwartz is a mere puppet in the merger process.
• Billy Two Willies - Lobster Debate
  Billy Two Willies examines lobster fishing.
• Jock McBile
  Jock McBile leaves no haggis unturned as he looks at, Bill Clinton’s visit with Jean Chretien, the Throne Speech, airline passengers awarded 2.25 million dollars, hockey player Mike Modano, defective Canadian armoured vehicles in Kosovo, U.S. Ryder Cup, Doug Flutie, Sheila Copps on CTV, actor  Dylan McDermott, the inventor of the rain coat, and the overthrow of the Pakistan Prime Minister.
• Inside Hockey with Pavel Bure
  Investigating the Russian mafia, Dave Hodge discovers NHL stands for National Hoodlum League.
• Half Man/Half Woman
  A half-man/half-woman is a guest on the show Medical Mysteries.

#7-01, Friday October 8, 1999

• Clinton Visits Chretien
  Bill Clinton realizes, compared to visiting Jean Chretien, impeachment looks good.

• Japanese Nuclear Accident
  A Japanese nuclear official reassures everyone that all is safe by giving the thumbs up with all four of his thumbs.

• How I Spent My Summer Vacation
  Preston Manning, Joe Clark & Lucien Bouchard recount how they spent their summers.

• Canadian Moment
  Air Farce donut shop dunkers get to the bottom of the lobster crisis; chat about practicing safe nuclear fission; discover a new road named after Ottawa Senator Alexi Yashin; talk about an Abba reunion; address the topic on reversing menopause; examine an earthquake in Mexico; dream about appearing on the game show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire; and look at the Chinese migrant situation.

• Coat-of-Arms
  New Governor General Adrienne Clarkson explains her new official coat of arms.

• Glenn Gould Bench
  A fellow pianist shares his pains with Glenn Gould.

• Baby in Parliament
  Bringing a baby into the House of Commons causes MP's to have a tantrum..

• Critic - New TV Season
  Critic Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me’s fall TV preview.  

Season Opening Special, Sunday October 3 , 1999 

• News From Away (Listen to a sample)
  East coast anchors Jimmy and Shamus O’Toole look back at the hot news stories from the summer of ’99.  In this segment they report on Mike Harris’ separation, Mir, Robin Hood, and Kosovo refugees.

• Eaton's Eulogy
  During an Eaton’s eulogy, mourners are offered 60% off.

• Coast Guard Watch
  The navy goes trawling for Chinese migrants.

• CBC News Update #1
  Peter Mansbridge reports on a number of Jean Chretien government appointments. In this segment he reports Canada’s new representative to the United Nations is Mr. Dressup.

• Yassar, Barak, Albright
  With Madeline Albright at his side, Yassar Arafat goes for a little piece in the Middle East.

• CBC News Update #2
  Peter Mansbridge reports on the appointment of hockey player Tie Domi as ambassador to East Timor.

• Who Wants to be a Canadian Millionaire?
  It’s yucks for bucks when Mike from Canmore becomes a contestant on “Who Wants To Become A Millionaire.”

• News From Away - Update #2
  Jimmy and Shamus report on Pan Am Games drug testing, Cuban defections at Pan Am Games, Julie Payette, Jean Drapeau, and Chinese migrants.

• Frozen Dead Guy
  Graham Greene comes to life as a frozen dead guy.

• Gerry Schwartz Talks to Shareholders
  Gerry Schwartz tries to merge Air Canada with Canadian Airlines but keeps breaking up.

• Reversed Baseball Cap Discovery
  A man teaches his co-workers the correct way to wear a baseball cap.

• Jock McBile - Summer Wrap-up
  Jock McBile recounts his cross Canada summertime travels which include, a sex shop in Vancouver, Canada Council grant for a Winnipeg photographer, the federal cabinet, a neurosurgeon who claims he can transplant a human head, and a potential Toronto police work slowdown.

• Glen Clark's Happy Hour
  Former B.C. premier Glen Clark drowns his sorrows at a bar.

• McCain's Kid
  McCains French fry commercial parody.

• Combined Network News
  CTV’s Newsnet and the Comedy Network merge to form the Combined Network News.  Topics they cover are, the Clinton’s hold a housewarming party, Finance Minister Paul Martin comments on the Canadian dollar, Lucien Bouchard rules out a referendum, Martha Stewart, Canadian Airlines, the Conservative Party, Wayne Gretzky, and a Canadian Air Force Hercules aircraft.

• CBC News Update #3
  Peter Mansbridge reports on the appointment of the kid from the McCains commercial as the new head of Air Canada.

• Conrad Black & Knighthood
  In search of a lordship, Conrad Black visits the Queen hoping for the royal thumbs up.

• CBC News Update #4
  Peter Mansbridge reports on the appointment of ONEX President Gerry Schwartz as the new head of the Bank of Canada.

• CBC News Update #5
  Peter Mansbridge reports on the appointment of the new President of the CBC.

• Elliot Midway
  A sleazy midway Carney takes his customers for a ride of their life.

• News From Away - Update #3
  Jimmy and Shamus report on the Saskatchewan election, Roy Romanow, minorities on network TV, 25th anniversary of the Watergate scandal, and the future for all Eaton’s stores.