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TECH NOTE:

when you need to use double-quote " marks within the quote, you *must* precede
each double-quote with a backslash \... otherwise the script will break. As in 
the examples below. Set up the quotations to be shown, below. To add more 
quotations, continue with the pattern, adding to the array.  Remember to 
increment the Quotation[x] index!

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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

Quotation[0] = "\"Hazing is an activity that leaves one humiliated and disgraced.  Just like working for Conrad Black.\"";
Quotation[1] = "\"(President) Bush has ordered the military and police vaccinated first, so they can handle the situation.  If we want a quicker response than to Hurricane Katrina, they better give them amphetamines too.\" - Alan Park";
Quotation[2] = "\"Elsewhere, in the Capital today, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice made a startling announcement.  She's legally changing her first name to have two of every letter.\"";
Quotation[3] = "\"Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.\" - John Galbraith";
Quotation[4] = "\"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.\" - Prime Minister Jean Chrétien (on finding no Iraqi weapons of mass destruction) ";
Quotation[5] = "\"The tattoo business has changed a lot.  What was once considered rough trade is now trendy, like smoking pot or running for political office.\"";
Quotation[6] = "\"If you add Matchbox 20 to Maroon 5 and subtract 50 Cent, do you get Sum 41?\"";

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// Do not change anything below this line
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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();
//-->