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ORIGINAL AIR DATE Friday, October 12, 2001

News From Away (4:17)

Jimmy & Shamus report on Canada's population, air travel, security checks at airports, U.S. humanitarian food drops, the best way to defeat Osama bin Laden, the "Ontario-Vermont" border and cousin Mavis O'Toole provides the business report.

(with guest star Janet Van de Graaff)

Ukrainian General's Translation (2:14)
A Ukrainian military representative explains travel safety, with simultaneous english translation.
John Manley's Immigration Test (2:07)
Immigration Minister John Manley announces a new security measure: a Canadian quiz.
CNN Report (2:47)

CNN discovers that war coverage is hell, especially when fighting for ratings!

(with guest star Janet Van de Graaff)

Martha Stewart Living: Cloning (3:33)

Martha Stewart makes her greatest creation: a clone of herself.

(with guest star Janet Van de Graaff)

Jean Chrétien & Larry King (2:38)
Jean Chrétien speaks Chrétienadian to CNN's Larry King.
Nicoderm Patch (1:22)

The Nicopatch: it's better than coughing up a lung.

(with guest star Janet Van de Graaff)

Off The Record (2:37)

Sportstalker Michael Landsberg gets Elizabeth Taylor whipped into a frenzy.

(with guest star Janet Van de Graaff)