| ORIGINAL
AIR DATE
Friday, February 7, 2003 |
|
Mansbridge in an Elevator (4:09) |
| |
Peter
Mansbridge’s elevator newscast: – 5th Floor –
World Events, Canadian Issues and Ladies lingerie. Topics –
Colin Powel, Tony Blair, George W. Bush, jack Layton, Chocolate
study, search for Osama, gun registry, politically correct Beatle
poster and the falling stock markets.
|
| Lanny
McDonald - Hockey Violence (2:07) |
| |
Minor
hockey violence leaves Lanny MacDonald’s moustache out of
joint.
(with
Guest Star Kathryn Greenwood) |
| Gerit
the Furniture Guy (1:38) |
| |
Gerit the
furniture guy smells a bargain. |
| Customer
and Midge Doll (2:25) |
| |
Mommy-to-be
Midge mouths off.
(with
Guest Star Kathryn Greenwood) |
| Canadian
Moment (3:39) |
| |
Donut dunkers
target Celine does not sing National Anthem, Canada’s role
in Iraq war, White House poetry, Thai-massage-and-gas stations,
Canadian Alliance popularity dropping, Sweden best country to have
baby, Seven-Eleven guy dies, bald black bears in Florida and Ted
Turner AWOL from AOL.
|
| ING
Guy Pitch (:46) |
| |
The Ing Direct
guy gives a direct no to an Ottawa hockey handout.
|
| Chrétien
Healthcare Summit (2:48) |
| |
Jean Chrétien’s
healthcare plan leaves the premiers feeling queasy.
|
| BBC
Interviews Keith Richards (4:33) |
| |
Keith Richards
Iraq’n roll songs.
(with
Guest Star Kathryn Greenwood) |
